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Tica Emin…
27/06/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Mum: “Tica, what are you doing?”
Tica: “Nothing!”
Mum: “Tica, There’s no point in hiding… I can still see you.”
Tica: “Eh?“
Mum: “Take it easy, Tica! You will wear yourself out, dear.”
Tica: “No, I won’t.”
Mum: “Okay, Tica… You know best.”
Tica: “Z Z Z Z z z z z z……”
Mum: “What’s wrong, Tica?”
Tica: “I… see……feet…….. evil feet!”
Mum: “Don’t worry, Tica. He’s just jealous…”
Tica: “^*)”x?<>*!”#)($%&*£!!!!!”
Mum: “Oh, Tica! Your work of art is finished! What’s it called?”
Tica: “Reclining Nude”…
Tica: “Bloomin’ stupid woman…..”
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Raining…
17/05/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
If you ever see something like this…
… run for cover right away.
‘Cos when it rains cats like this,
the dogs will probably give you a nasty bump on the head.
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Scrumbling
15/05/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Oh….. If only my own podgy bits were as scrumbly as this…
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The Borg …
28/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Despite trying my best to be in charge around here,
I do serve dinner at 3am (in addition to 6pm, 9pm and midnight).
After 2 years of slavery, I have finally realised the chilling truth:
R E S I S T A N C E I S F U T I L E
My little treasures are, in fact
T H E B E N G A L B O R G
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Tri-pod Bengal…
24/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
On Saturday, a dear friend (after large quantities of MY wine) called me ”tight-fisted”.
I prefer to describe myself as frugal.
Thankfully, the lovely Leilo (and my mother) agree with me…
After all, why use four legs,
when you can get by on three
and save one for later?
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Kitsch? Moi?
16/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Tica is pure class, as you can see…
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When Only the Best Will Do…
14/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Introducing the 24 Carat Gold Cat Carrier…
Very handy for swinging a cat in.
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Aliens…
29/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
It’s not easy being a cat, you know.
Well, what would you do, if your garden
was suddenly-invaded by aliens?
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Bengal Bunny says, “Happy Easter”
22/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
There’s something decidedly fishy
about the Easter Bunny this year.
How many Easter eggs can you find?
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Sartorial Issues…
10/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
What should I say, when the girl I love asks…
“Does my bum look big in this?”
How about, “Stick with the spots, but avoid horizontal stripes”?
Or perhaps… “I love you just the way you are, Tica.”
(Oh come on, fellas! It’s not all that difficult to work out!)
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