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Tica Emin…
Mum: “Tica, what are you doing?”
Tica: “Nothing!”
Mum: “Tica, There’s no point in hiding… I can still see you.”
Tica: “Eh?“
Mum: “Take it easy, Tica! You will wear yourself out, dear.”
Tica: “No, I won’t.”
Mum: “Okay, Tica… You know best.”
Tica: “Z Z Z Z z z z z z……”
Mum: “What’s wrong, Tica?”
Tica: “I… see……feet…….. evil feet!”
Mum: “Don’t worry, Tica. He’s just jealous…”
Tica: “^*)”x?<>*!”#)($%&*£!!!!!”
Mum: “Oh, Tica! Your work of art is finished! What’s it called?”
Tica: “Reclining Nude”…
Tica: “Bloomin’ stupid woman…..”
08/07/2008 at 04:32 am
this is brilliant! but don’t tell the leopard cats that a big ole lurcher is reading their blog…