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Happy Christmas…
01/12/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
… and Goodbye.
This is the last entry on this website, as it will not be continuing.
Many thanks to my readers, especially those who gave their cats some safe freedom, by installing a Purrfect Fence for them.
Merry Christmouse everyone!
Helen, Leilo and Tica xxx
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A Mystery…
14/09/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Does anyone know where all the catnip has gone please?
…No. Didn’t think so!
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Not Listening…
10/09/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Trying to instil a set of good manners in a teenage cat is an uphill struggle.
Sometimes I get the distinct impression that my words are falling upon deaf ears…
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Beauty AND Brains!
18/08/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Not only is Leilo the most beautiful boy in the world,
he also invests his pocket money wisely, it seems…
Thanks to 
KNUCKERBLING for the diamonds.
Cats and diamonds… Lovely!
I prefer wearing diamonds though.
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Tica Emin…
27/06/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Mum: “Tica, what are you doing?”
Tica: “Nothing!”
Mum: “Tica, There’s no point in hiding… I can still see you.”
Tica: “Eh?“
Mum: “Take it easy, Tica! You will wear yourself out, dear.”
Tica: “No, I won’t.”
Mum: “Okay, Tica… You know best.”
Tica: “Z Z Z Z z z z z z……”
Mum: “What’s wrong, Tica?”
Tica: “I… see……feet…….. evil feet!”
Mum: “Don’t worry, Tica. He’s just jealous…”
Tica: “^*)”x?<>*!”#)($%&*£!!!!!”
Mum: “Oh, Tica! Your work of art is finished! What’s it called?”
Tica: “Reclining Nude”…
Tica: “Bloomin’ stupid woman…..”
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Raining Cats and Dogs…
17/05/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
If you ever see something like this…
… run for cover right away.
‘Cos when it’s raining cats like this,
the dogs will give you a nasty bump on the head.
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Scrumbling
15/05/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Oh….. If only my own podgy bits were as scrumbly as this…
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The Borg …
28/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Despite trying my best to be in charge around here,
I do serve dinner at 3am (in addition to 6pm, 9pm and midnight).
After 2 years of slavery, I have finally realised the chilling truth:
R E S I S T A N C E I S F U T I L E
My little treasures are, in fact
T H E B E N G A L B O R G
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Tri-pod Bengal…
24/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
On Saturday, a dear friend (after large quantities of MY wine) called me ”tight-fisted”.
I prefer to describe myself as frugal.
Thankfully, the lovely Leilo (and my mother) agree with me…
After all, why use four legs,
when you can get by on three
and save one for later?
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Kitsch? Moi?
16/04/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Tica is pure class, as you can see…
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