STARS AND SPOTS: Leilo and Tica's Ridiculous Daily Antics

Beauty AND Brains!

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:14:22 +0000

Not only is Leilo the most beautiful boy in the world,

he also invests his pocket money wisely, it seems…

Tica Emin…

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:41:38 +0000

Mum: “Tica, what are you doing?”

Tica: “Nothing!”

Mum: “Tica, There’s no point in hiding… I can still see you.”

Tica: “Eh?“

Mum: “Take it easy, Tica! You will wear yourself out, dear.”

Tica: “No, I won’t.”

Mum: “Okay, Tica… You know best.”

Tica: “Z Z Z Z z z z z z……”

Mum: “What’s wrong, Tica?”

Tica: “I… see……feet…….. evil feet!”

Mum: “Don’t worry, Tica. He’s just jealous…”

Tica: “^*)”x?<>*!”#)($%&*£!!!!!”

Mum: “Oh, Tica! Your work of art is finished! What’s it called?”

Tica: “Reclining Nude”…

Tica: “Bloomin’ stupid woman…..”

Raining…

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:25:23 +0000

If you ever see something like this…

… run for cover right away.

‘Cos when it rains cats like this,

the dogs will probably give you a nasty bump on the head.

Scrumbling

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:17:48 +0000

Oh….. If only my own podgy bits were as scrumbly as this…

The Borg …

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:27:31 +0000

Despite trying my best to be in charge around here,

I do serve dinner at 3am (in addition to 6pm, 9pm and midnight).

After 2 years of slavery, I have finally realised the chilling truth:

R E S I S T A N C E I S F U T I L E

My little treasures are, in fact

T H E B E N G A L B O R G

Tri-pod Bengal…

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:16:47 +0000

On Saturday, a dear friend (after large quantities of MY wine) called me ”tight-fisted”.

(Yes, you know who you are!)

I prefer to describe myself as frugal.

Thankfully, the lovely Leilo (and my mother) agree with me…

After all, why use four legs,

when you can get by on three

and save one for later?

Kitsch? Moi?

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:31:30 +0000

Tica is pure class, as you can see…

To buy greetings cards of this design, please click on the picture below…

When Only the Best Will Do…

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:02:00 +0000

Introducing the 24 Carat Gold Cat Carrier…

Very handy for swinging a cat in.

Aliens…

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:59:53 +0000

It’s not easy being a cat, you know.

Well, what would you do, if your garden

was suddenly-invaded by aliens?

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Bengal Bunny says, “Happy Easter”

Leo Lebrun Bengals — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:15:24 +0000

There’s something decidedly fishy

about the Easter Bunny this year.

How many Easter eggs can you find?