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Sartorial Issues…
10/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
What should I say, when the girl I love asks…
“Does my bum look big in this?”
How about, “Stick with the spots, but avoid horizontal stripes”?
Or perhaps… “I love you just the way you are, Tica.”
(Oh come on, fellas! It’s not all that difficult to work out!)
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LOST: Dentures….
09/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Nana was distraught today.
She couldn’t find her new dentures anywhere.
But, someone had a decidedly evil glint in his eyes…
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Catler Magazine Issue 2
04/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Leilo signed his first autograph today… Utterly illegible and also spelled incorrectly.
But, if you are really beautiful, you can get away with being really thick.
Many men will agree (especially those with, a-hem, beautiful wives)!
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Spotty and Hairy
02/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Looking upon such beauty, it occurs to me that the lifelong war
I wage upon my own spottiness and hairiness
is as pointless as it is futile.
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Lounge Leopard
01/03/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
I admit, it can be unnerving coming home to find a
leopard asleep on the sofa.
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Tica Versus the Pheasants
29/02/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
Yes, Tica. They are the largest dicky birds you have ever seen.
Yes, Tica. They are sniggering at you.
Yes, Tica. They do want to eat you.
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Stars and Spots…
24/02/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
“What are the stars, Leilo?”
“The stars are holes in the sky for God to shine through.”
Cats know everything,
even though they don’t go on about it all the time.
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Make Your Own Bengal Cat…
23/02/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
If you can’t get a Bengal cat yet, don’t worry…
You can make one in the kitchen…
Sadly, this Bengal cat is no longer with us.
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Wishing…
21/02/2008 by Leo Lebrun Bengals.
If you want your wishes to come true,
you must close your eyes really tight and wish really hard.
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